viernes, febrero 28, 2003

At Least She's a Horrible Porn Actress

I met my ex at my high school graduation party. I was passed out and she crawled into bed next to me.

What followed was 2 years of pure torture! She was younger than I and a drop out. I didn't care very much about that, I played in a punk rock band and most of my friends where screw ups of some sort or another. She was insanely beautiful and had massive sexual appetites. That was of course my weakness,anything I wanted I got, whenever or wherever.

I fell madly in love at first, then her true nature started to surface. She cheated on me the first time after about 3 months. Like the many times to follow she convinced me that what I knew wasn't what I knew. Hell, I let her lie to me because it felt better than the truth.

Eventually I discovered that her new waitressing job had some really great tips pooring in. I decided to investigate and of course she was stripping and had lied. I broke it off,she came back,I couldn't resist her,blah blah blah into infinity.

Finally after three seperate venereal diseases I decided enough was enough and packed my stuff and moved across country. She tracked me down and came to my door two weeks after I had moved. She came to show me that she had gotten new breasts and she wanted me to see what I would be missing! BITCH!!!!!! That was really low!

I managed to scare her away by acting insane and violent, but I'm not sure I was acting anymore at that point.

Recently I've seen her on the cover of numerous porno boxes. I even rented a few just to torture the hell out of myself! She is a horrible porn actress, at least thats some relief!



posted February 23, 2001 07:20 PT by Chris.



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